Rent-a-Negro. Fucking hilarious, and I can’t even tell if they’re serious or not. Imagine if they are serious–we will have reached a new frontier in commodification! Now, you can buy some validity to the “some of my best friends are black” claim you make while making some otherwise racist assertion.

Of course, bottom-line-minded tokenists would probably do better by just importing non-unionized Africans, to cut down on labor costs… oh, wait… that sounds strangely familiar…