JUN
14
2004
R.I.P., Zombie Reagan!

Now that he's presumably dead and buried, three thoughts about Reagan are constantly recurring in my mind:

<ol type=a><li>Did you know that Ronald "Ketchup Is A Vegetable" Reagan was the only president of the United States to have been president of (or, for that matter, been a member of) a labor union? Worse than that, the second closest is Dick Cheney, who joined the telephone repairmen's local in Wyoming when he got a summer job as a teen, working for Ma Bell.
<li>You know what's going to happen, they're going to name even more stuff after Reagan. He's already got an airport, a federal building, and a cruiser. They'll put him on the money next, I bet. Then the question becomes, who are they going to bump? I hope they start printing three-dollar bills with Ronnie Ray-gun's face on them, that'd be pretty funny.
<li>I've said it before and I'll say it again: Reagan should have been in the box at the Agnew funeral.
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Update: My friend Amy reminds me of the extreme irony invovled in the headline, "<b>Reagan Remembered.</b>"




 

 
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