JUN
18
2003
How the Internet Oracle Helps Me Get Over Writer’s Block

From: D. J. Waletzky
To: The Internet Oracle
Subject: Re: Answer #QYGaari, the Oracle requires an
answer to this question.
Date: 18 Jun 2003 05:46:32 -0400
On Wed, 2003-06-18 at 04:33, The Internet Oracle wrote:
{ The Internet Oracle requires an answer to this question!
{
{ O Oracle most wise in the ways of Bit Torrent,
{
{ Where can I find a good and reliable source for Uchuu no Stellvia? The
{ [R-B] encodes, that is?

The answer is so simple, you'll kick yourself you didn't think of it. Here, let's solve it together! "Uchuu no Stellvia" has to be an anagram, right? So, we carefully rearrange the letters until we find our first clue.

LOU, VIA CLUES HUNT.

So, his name is Lou, or Louis, or Louie, or Luis... aha!

A EUNUCH, LUIS VOLT.

Well, that was simple enough. He's got to be the reliable source. But wait, I hear you cry, doesn't UCHUU NO STELLVIA also rearrange into

LUIS--A CUT LOVE HUN!

That sounds somewhat difficult, Luis being a eunuch, but after all,

TINA, LULU VOUCHES

I guess they would know. But, maybe Lulu's not experienced enough to know what she's talking about:

THUS LULU, A NOVICE

Well it looks like we'll get a chance to see what Luis can do:

LO, EUNUCH! A SLUT--VI!

Hel-lo, Vi! She's looking very alluring, but seems somewhat unapproachable. Oh, just a second--looks like she has a "Nouveau Screech" pin on her shoulder bag! You remember Nouveau Screech, that 80's band, you know, the one with the keyboard player with the crazy hair. If Luis could only remember one of their hits, he'd have something to talk to Vi about...

CULL NOUVEAU HITS

Didn't they do one called,

I LUV ONA, CUTE LUSH

or something like that? Luis walks up to Vi...and she slaps him! Apparently, that wasn't the title of a song at all. Well, it's looks like Luis is no Don Juan, but maybe he can direct you to someone who does. "Hey, Luis! Do you know where we can pick up some high grade Uchuu no Stellvia? You know, the [R-B] encodes, not that cheap stuff you find on the street."

UNCLE VITO'S U-HAUL

Aha!

You owe the Oracle a copy.




 

 
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