Cheap “Iraqi solidarity” posturing or evidence of a terrorist plot to crazy glue $20 bills to the toilet bowls of the Republican Congressional offices?

Some may be puzzled with the President’s choice of Laura Bush to head up his surprise anti-gangbanging initiative. Those people need only read Kitty Kelley’s account of Laura’s drug-dealing days at Southern Methodist University. She’s actually killed a guy. I mean, of the two of them, she’s seen more action than her husband.

It makes me wonder whether this seemingly random initiative is a way for them to whitewash her in preparation for 2008? Scary stuff.