I’ve decided to resurrect my dear old blog, now a rambunctious and neglected eight-year old–today! On May 6th in 2003, I decided to start a blog instead of sending my friends links to stuff via Instant Messenger.
Back, then, I had to carry these posts uphill both ways; I built my own blog software and CMS, and lovingly tended to it for years, writing my own features, plugins, editors, themes, search engines, and so on. Then, at some point not long after I switched hosting servers, I broke the software and lost the ability to post through my precious software I’d spent years making. And honestly, I didn’t feel like fixing it.
I had started to submit work (largely unsuccessfully) to magazines and so forth, and eventually stopped writing for a bit. Then I worked on massive exposes of shadow conspiracies bent on world domination, but struggled to a) find the right news hook and b) trim down my fantastic account of killer robots feasting on the flesh of terrified hordes to less than 3500 words.
So, this blog will be filled with shorter posts from now on. I’ve got a custom WordPress install and I’m nearly done cleaning out the archives of nasty bits of leftover formatting (if you find an incomplete or funny-looking post, leave a comment). I’ll be adding cool new features by the by.
Lots more to come!
After my friend Liliana linked to me earlier this week, I thought I would a) reciprocate and b) take the opportunity to do some web shouting out of my own.
My old school friend Michelle Chen just returned from China ; she wrote a travel diary with photos. She also writes excellent political commentary.
Another school acquaintance, Spencer Ackerman, writes Iraq'd for the New Republic–all the nitty-gritty details of our quagmire in Iraq.
And of course, the aforementioned Fancy Robot.
So, I redesigned the blog. As much as I enjoyed the simplicity of the old design, I thought I would jazz the page up with more things which are large and colorful.
I know this sounds crazy, but I've been planning to implement this design for about six months. Not all the kinks have been worked out yet (I apologize to the regular readers who were looking for comments about carbophobia and didn't see them).
The comments are theoretically working, but I'll be overhauling that whole whatchamahoozit in order to allow people to post anonymously. I know some of you in the technical community read that last sentence and wondered what part of a blog comprises the "whatchamahoozit," and to those people I say, I built this thing from scratch, so I can name the parts whatever I want.
Dear readers, tell me what you think–if the comments don't work, just e-mail me: dj at waletzky dot com. Thanks!
So, I was in the middle of doing a major upgrade to <i>Casual Insides</i>, my blog software, and I must have screwed up something big enough to prevent me from posting. As my cousin Ethan put it, I was playing with my blog and I broke it.
As I was in the middle of an upgrade, I decided that it would be better to finish writing the new version of the software instead of trying to fix the old version, which would then have to be replaced anyway. It sounded like a good idea, but then again, it took me three weeks to do that.
There's three weeks worth of stuff I've been wanting to post about, and so I think I'll just have to try to make up the time, much like the camel in Rudyard Kipling's Just So Stories.
P.S. I'm still working on the comment thingy, so don't be alarmed if it doesn't work right.
If it weren't for the fact that I'm relegated to using AOL to surf the internet from home (no more DSL in the loft), I'd be doing much better with the regular posting bit, I swear. Furthermore, AOL doesn't work with Linux (big surprise), so I've been forced to use MacOS X if I want access to the 'net. I hate OS X. I know, it looks cool, and it's a great idea in computer science terms, but it just plain sucks in every other way. It's slow as fuck, for starters, and it hangs all the time. Plus, I can't use my three-button mouse the way I want to, so I end up having to use my middle finger while I YELL AT MY FUCKING COMPUTER. My computer's name is Pete. Usually I don't anthropomorphize computers–they hate that, as the old joke goes. But switching from Linux to MacOS X is like going back to cheap vodka after you've been drinking the good stuff. You can just taste the impurities, and it makes you vaguely ill. This is not to imply that I yell at cheap vodka. At least not until the bottle's halfway mark.
One of the problems with MacOS is that I can't work on the blog software while using it. I have a massive, massive overhaul planned; there will be a whole new look and feel to this website which is so revolutionary I dare say might change the internet forever, but you can't see it until I've spent another week fiddling with the new design. And this whole MacOS/no high-speed internet thing is seriously cutting into my fiddling time. But don't worry, this should all be cleared up soon enough.
You, regular reader, may have noticed that the site has been down for some time. This is due to the fact that the company who is hosting my database screwed up. Twice. Worse than that, I was the only person who diagnosed the problem, both times.
Now, I (occasionally) work as an IT consultant. But I don't work for my hosting company. I really don't enjoy being Mr. Fixit all the time.
At any rate, things are working again. Soon I'll be moving my database, too.
My friends have been gently reminding me that a good blog is one that is frequently updated. Readers of this blog know that it is not frequently updated. I guess that's part of the gentle irony behind the name "Casual Asides."
Speaking of gentle irony, I guess people can't tell when I'm kidding anymore. The post below about banality was, of course, intentionally banal itself. Satire is not easy, and self-satire is even harder.
Anyway, there are a bunch of things I want to fix first. I'm getting a few more hits a day now, so I was thinking about adding a reply feature… what do you think? Oh, right–there's no way for you to tell me unless you e-mail me. No problem, reply feature coming up.
The three people who read this blog daily will be ecstatic to know that I have been working on a little on-line store where I will finally be able to sell t-shirts. As some of you know, my roommates and I screen print our own t-shirts here, and I promise that by 5 P.M. Monday, you will be able to purchase some of my world-famous shirts right on my very own page.
Some of you may recall that classic of good taste I printed several years ago, "<b>Babies: Fun To Make, Fun To Eat</b>." If people really want, I could make a few more of those, but I've moved on to more subtle designs now.
Shit, now that I posted this I really do have to get it working by Monday. Back to the PHP grindstone…
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