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OCT
07
2004
Inflammable Fiction

I know I'm going to get in trouble with the English majors who read me, but I have to air a gripe about political fiction.

This particular rant was prompted by seeing the new WB drama "Jack and Bobby" the other night. First of all, who the hell approved this show? Jack and Bobby "McCloskey" will grow up to be President and Attorney General in 2025 or something like that, but in the meantime they're being raised by their caricature ultra-liberal academic mother. Somewhat unclear as to why they bother to call them "Jack" and "Bobby," no?

Anyway, the show is really annoying. It occurs to me that one of the reasons I don't enjoy political fiction in general is that the arguments tend towards the 'strawman fallacy' (note, this does not apply to political satire, because what's great about satire is that it's totally open with its biases).

Our friends at Wikipedia say it fairly succinctly: "The straw-man rhetorical technique (sometimes called straw person) is the practice of refuting weaker arguments than your opponents actually offer." When you construct a dialogue between two imaginary characters, often there is the temptation (or, in many cases, limitation) to weaken your rhetorical opponents' case even as you offer both sides in an argument. And because the author controls both sides of the debate, this technique might not even technically qualify as a strawman because the arguments themselves are crippled.

This is one of the tricky things about bringing reality into fiction. You have no idea how much it bugs me when somebody says something on "The West Wing" that wasn't properly fact-checked. Not because I rely on the show for information, but because a) perhaps other people do even though they shouldn't, and b) it's a disruption on the smooth surface of the narrative when you happen to know it's not true.

In a strawman fallacy, you construct a different person (hence the name) with different views than your rhetorical opponent so that you can more easily refute their argument than if you directly addressed them. Isn't that the essence of political fiction?

AUG
23
2004
McLuhan Wins Again

Today was a proud day for me, because I made a pertinent McLuhan reference at work and it was accepted at face value.

I’m working on a piece for PBS’s Frontline as an assistant editor, and I was talking with the editor about interviews (of which I have seen many, many hours at this point). We were talking about Thomas Friedman’s show, where he goes around the world in an attempt to prove that globalization is just the greatest thing ever.

“That’s one of the problems with documentaries,” I said. The filmmakers sell the network on a pre-conceived notion (e.g., ‘Bush is the worst president ever’, or ‘Bush is the greatest president ever’) and then we cull relevant footage from the interviews and news clips and vox pops material.

“That’s McLuhan for you–the medium is the message.” Lots of people don’t really understand what this little snippet of McLuhanism means. For example, the website Marshall McLuhan Was Wrong; which begins with the foreword

Marshall McLuhan was Wrong attempts not so much to bury content in style, but to meditatively observe as an older – albeit digitally refined – painterly aesthetic lushly sublimates electronic media. It is a self-contained, extended animated text composed of 100 images, having a duration of 5 minutes. Upon completion, it loops. Lacking a high-speed internet connection, the animation definitely needs time to fully load and trigger. Even with a high-speed connection, patience is required. Still, I believe the piece lies at the cutting edge of where the web is evolving graphically, and with a high-speed connection it should take at most 30 seconds or so to properly load and trigger.

What McLuhan was saying is that the peculiar constraints of various media shape the content being delivered. For example, you are never going to be able to make a cogent argument about, say, economic policy in the form of a three-chord pop song. But you can talk about the emotional impact of policies on an family, or even a whole community.

Consider, for example, the film American History X, which is one of my favorite films of all time. The movie is full of people making speeches that sound reasonable and contain figures, but it’s only the neo-Nazis who are allowed to express themselves this way. The message of the film is in the emotional content, the human aspect of real (imaginary) people which shows our equality. It makes an argument against Nazism without having to debate on the facts.

Now, that’s fine for a movie, but I was writing a book about the neo-Nazi movement, that certainly wouldn’t be the tack I would take. That’s OK–movies have certain limitations inherent in the medium.

You can’t hold up a pie chart during the course of a radio single, you can’t hear a mother’s cry for her dead child in a newspaper article. So, for example, when you’re making an argument against McLuhan (to be fair, “McLuhan Was…” takes issue with another utterance, namely “people will not accept a war on TV”) in the form of an animated GIF, you can’t, for example, play a sound clip. You can’t ever hear McLuhan say anything at all, for that matter.

McLuhan wasn’t saying that everything you say in a particular medium means the same thing, only that things said in a single medium all sound kind of the same.

I invite you Woody Allen-types to correct me about McLuhan, because I haven’t read everything he wrote, I admit.

MAR
15
2004
The Passion… Christ!

I was eating at my local pizzeria last week, and one of those DVD pirate guys came in, offering a pirated copy of Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ. Now, I had heard that the film was anti-Semitic, so I figured I this was my chance to find out without giving a potentially anti-Semitic movie a ticket sale.

I get the DVD home, and immediately I’m struck by the subtitles. It seems they were translated from Latin and Aramaic to English to Chinese to English again. This makes for some rather amusing subtitles, for example:

Mary (in Aramaic): “Flesh of my flesh!”
Mary (subtitled): “Meat of my meat!”

Elsewhere, elephants and Dutch people are mentioned. It’s pretty funny. So, I saw the film as Mel intended for me to, which is to say without subtitles. Fortunately, I do have a rudimentary understanding of Aramaic (from Talmud class in junior high) and Latin (I speak Italian, too).

The first thing I have to say about The Passion of the Christ is that Jim Caviezel’s Aramaic is awful! He’s like the William Shatner of Aramaic-speaking actors, which is ironic because William Shatner himself appeared in an Esperanto movie, and Shatner couldn’t speak that language either.

Anyway, the movie is ultra-violent and ultra-boring (I fell asleep during the flogging scene). Someone brought up the point that no one could have survived all that beating; at the end of the cat-o’-nine-tails scene, you hear the Romans finish couting the lashes at 300. I wasn’t keeping tally, but basically Jesus gets whipped, beaten or kicked about 700 times. He’d have been dead before they nailed him to the cross.

So, I know the big question is, is The Passion of the Christ anti-Semitic? The answer is, yes. It’s classically anti-Semitic. It’s as much the script as the portrayals of the Jews themselves. We’re talking the visuals, not just the Aramaic. Someone pointed out to me that the evil Jews seem to have bigger noses (and darker circles under their eyes).

There was also some controversy over the line “his blood be on us and on our children.” From what I had read in various articles about the movie, Gibson had removed the line from the film, then it came out that he had merely removed the subtitle. He definitely left it in–the interesting thing is that the line is said off-camera (the camera is close in on Barabas’ face at that point), which means he included it deliberately. Any film student understands what’s going on in the film as a whole–it’s a concerted effort to portray the Pharisees and the Jews in the courtyard as evil and bloodthirsty.

What did I get out of the movie? I think I understand Christianity a little better. Jesus’ death, while amazingly embellished in the movie (based on what I read in the gospels), definitely entailed lots of suffering. The human instinct is to want to believe that all this suffering had a larger purpose. The thing is, the Romans had much worse ways of killing people, and they tortured millions of people to death over the course of the empire.

And as for Caiaphas and the Sanhedrin, I’m going to make it very simple: Jesus claimed he was the King of the Jews and the Messiah, and he clearly did not qualify as either under Jewish law. Now, if you flip back a few hundred pages in your New International Version, you’ll find the penalty for blasphemy is pretty much death by stoning. Don’t feel bad, that’s the penalty for playing a musical instrument on Saturdays, too. They didn’t really have a lot of options back then.

OCT
14
2003
Vincent Gallo Crushes My Dreams of Fame and Fortune Without Even Trying

Ever since I heard about The Brown Bunny, the Vincent Gallo tour-de-force which premiered at Cannes (garnering the distinguished “Worst Film at Cannes Ever” award from the critics), I have been obsessed with a single idea.

That idea is to remake The Brown Bunny shot-for-shot, but with an all rabbit cast (a la Night of the Living Bread). If the critics think Brown Bunny was bad*, wait until they see my opus–uncooperative actors, dialogue completely out of sync with the actors’ lips, the directors’ hands in the shot (turning the bunnies around to face each other when they wander away from their marks), all that.
Unfortunately, when I went to Vincent Gallo’s website to write him with this million-dollar idea, I was confronted with the following message:

Do not send me scripts, as I have never read a script in my life, including ones to films I’ve acted in, and ones that I’ve written and directed. I only accept legal pay or play offers from attorneys, please don’t tell me about the film you’re going to make one day. I’ll be dead long before that happens, any day now maybe.

Dammit! At least I got a chuckle out of the continuation of his “contact” page:

If you’d like to send a nude photo of yourself and you were BORN a female, please do so by posting the photograph elsewhere and typing the URL in this form.

Makes you wonder what else he gets in the mail. Oh well. Back to toiling in obscurity.

*No, I have not seen the movie yet. It hasn’t been released in the States yet, as far as I know.



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JUL
18
2011
Are Marginal Academics Going Crazy?

The Wall Street Journal’s most popular article today was an editorial by one Professor Michael J. Boskin entitled, “Get Ready for a 70% Marginal Tax Rate,” and it was a doozy. It hearkened back to bygone days at university, when we carelessly tossed haphazardly written bullshit under the professor’s door a minute after the deadline, [...]

MAY
12
2011
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MAY
06
2011
Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss

I’ve decided to resurrect my dear old blog, now a rambunctious and neglected eight-year old–today! On May 6th in 2003, I decided to start a blog instead of sending my friends links to stuff via Instant Messenger. Back, then, I had to carry these posts uphill both ways; I built my own blog software and [...]

SEP
22
2009
This Ought To Be A Healthy Debate

So the President unveiled his health plan(s) to what I thought was an incredible display of bravery on the Republicans’ part, and I’m jealous. I remember what it felt like to torture the substitute teacher from the back of class, yelling out “you lie!” and holding up signs and so forth. These people are really [...]

AUG
20
2009
According To My Careful Prosthesis

Like you, I was very concerned about the well-being of crazy right-wingers this summer. Their favorite party out of office, a Democratic super-majority in the Senate, the stock market dragging its feet—how were we, as a nation, going to keep these people off the streets? By staging a gigantic nation-wide debate about healthcare, that’s how. [...]

MAY
06
2009
Web 2.1

Usually I talk about politics here, with slight detours into science or arts or things like that, but on the sixth anniversary of Casual Asides, I’ve decided to turn to the foundational element of this blog: technology—specifically, the World Wide Web. Six years is a long time on the Internet, and even longer in the [...]

MAY
04
2009
Why Doesn’t Somebody Pull Out A .45 And–Bang!–Settle It?

A modest proposal for extreme and Constitutional gun control: The right is losing a considerable amount of ground in the culture wars—every poll released in the last year shows America lurching to the left on traditional issues for conservatives from gay marriage to economic regulation to opening relations with Cuba. But there is one issue [...]

APR
05
2009
The Democracy of Racism

Later this month in Geneva, the United Nations will be holding what it calls the Durban Review Conference (a.k.a. “Durban II”) to “evaluate progress towards the goals set by the World Conference against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance in Durban, South Africa, in 2001.” Part of the agenda at Durban II will be [...]

OCT
27
2008
How Can America Break Free Of The Two-Party System?

The economic turmoil of the past year hasn’t just thrown Wall Street into disarray—it’s causing ideological havoc in Washington. The two major parties are just as confused by the crisis as the rest of America, and party lines are becoming blurred just at the point where the Democrats seem poised to steamroll the Republicans on [...]

OCT
08
2008
If You Plant Ice, You’re Gonna Harvest Wind

A few years ago, I bet a friend that the Dow Jones Industrial Average, an index of the leading American companies’ stock prices and one of the most celebrated economic indicators on Wall Street, would dip below 10,000 ‘points’ as a result of the oncoming credit crisis. Today I called him at work and said, [...]

SEP
16
2008
Drill Up, Stupid

The component of the price of oil due to speculation was always kind of an unknown quantity. At the height of the oil bubble this summer, with prices at $150, someone suggested to Congress that up to a third of the price was actually due to market manipulation (a.k.a. “speculation”) by financial institutions, many of [...]

JUN
21
2008
Top Ten Myths About Ecology

Since I spent most of my last appearance on Sirius’ Blog Bunker and all of the previous post talking about oil without too much emphasis on the greenhouse gas part of the equation, I think it behooves us all on the left side of the political spectrum to deal with the fallacies of global warming [...]

JUN
20
2008
Driving Like Jehu

What drives oil prices? Everyone has a theory that suits their ideological niche—Democrats blame lack of regulation, Republicans blame too much regulation, and the rest of us wonder why prices aren’t higher than they are already. Earlier this month, Congress got an earful from a variety of oil experts on both sides of the ideological [...]

JUN
01
2008
I Don’t Believe In Bullshit

In 1517, a young monk named Martin Luther, began a new era in Christianity by declaring his independence from what he saw as the excesses and iniquities of the Roman Catholic Church. Having kicked off the Reformation by nailing an itemized list of complaints to a church door, Luther challenged not only the orthodoxy of [...]

MAY
06
2008
Knock On Wood

It’s Casual Asides’ 5th anniversary. Consider (with the new word count feature at the bottom of each post) that at this point, I’ve written about 260-odd posts and hundreds of thousands of words, enough to fill a decent sized book. That’s gotta be worth something, right? I pause here to consider that although I like [...]

MAY
03
2008
Bulls in the China Shop

It’s hard to watch the news lately, because it’s just an interminable vivisection and slow broil of the Democratic candidates, thanks to Hillary’s stalwart refusal to do the math. C’mon, folks, it’s all on CNN’s delegate counter game, which has helpfully added a feature which lets you see exactly why Clinton needs a 66% margin [...]

MAR
09
2008
Any Minute Now, Amos ‘n’ Andy Broadcasts Will Reach Planet X!

Dear readers, exciting things are happening. Here’s a quick review of the past few months. That Book I’m Always Talking About For the last two years, I’ve been writing a non-fiction book—it’s what I’m doing when I’m not posting here. When people ask me what the book is about, I usualy say something like, “it’s [...]

DEC
05
2007
Casual Policy Suggestions

It’s time for me to tell you what’s good for you, besides the obvious—cod liver oil, plenty of sunshine, and switching to a ‘light’ cigarette. Start Snitching The greatest thing about the immigration debate today is that everyone involved in debating it in the media is totally full of shit. You have your Lou Dobbses, [...]

NOV
06
2007
Why I Am A Pacifist

I missed the anti-war rally last weekend. I’d call it a peace rally, but nobody’s really for ‘peace’ anymore; the majority of the country still thinks the war in Afghanistan was justified, and they’re even receptive to bombing Iran. Even the majority of the country who is now against the Iraq war isn’t really against [...]

OCT
13
2007
Fall Behind

Dear readers, you may be wondering what I’ve been up to, since lately dispatches are few and I never call anymore. Well, I’ve been working on a book. If you want a copy of the proposal, e-mail me and I’ll send it to you. For the purposes of this website, the proposal is to be [...]

AUG
29
2007
The Rotting Corpse of King Croesus

Now that News Corp has all purchased the Wall Street Journal and late capitalism is experiencing yet another paroxysm—er, market correction—I think it behooves us all to consider the fate of the lowly Glass-Steagall Act of 1933. You see, way back in the 1920′s the market was booming—everybody was getting rich speculating in the market [...]

AUG
20
2007
Everyone But Thee And Me

Welcome to another edition of actual casual asides, seasoned as usual with gotchas and I-told-you-sos. Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls… The United States and our allies have no rational interest in disclosing how many people we’ve killed in Iraq and Afghanistan if that number is inclusive of civilians. “We don’t do body counts,” [...]

JUL
31
2007
The World Would Swing, If I Were King

The foreign policy spat between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton couldn’t have been scripted better for the mainstream media. It’s also the reason why watching politics in America drives me crazy. The great triangulation has begun. Lyndon Johnson had the Texas two-step, and the Clintons have the Sister Souljah moment. It’s one of their ways [...]

JUL
17
2007
Is Virginia As Lost As Anbar?

Sometimes, it’s too easy. What kind of idiot protests that the surge is working? “AJStrata,” for one, who wrote this charming piece of tripe which I cannot help but “fisk.” So, let’s get into it: The signs abound that Iraq is stabilizing. The massacres of Muslims that al-Qaeda and the Mahdi Malitia [sic] inflict are [...]

JUL
12
2007
A Rose By Any Other Name

Sometimes I wonder how many times I can restate essentially the same points about Iraq. I’ve been doing it for over four years now. I suppose I should derive some satisfaction from the fact that the majority of Americans are now against the war. Unfortunately, that’s like the majority of Americans being against the Big [...]

JUL
05
2007
Oh, Pobrecito!

When will Americans learn that prison just isn’t fit for rich people? Apparently, it was these last few weeks. First there’s the Paris Hilton in-and-out again with the overcrowded California correctional system. When asked why Hilton was being released a second time before her setnece had been served, an official mumbled somehing about ‘health concerns’ [...]

JUN
29
2007
Homework Over Summer Vacation

There’s been so much stuff going on in the past month, both in the world and my own life, that I feel like I fell behind in the news somewhere around the beginning of June. Hence, no posts; I’ve been working on some other things. But There are some things I’d like to address, briefly: [...]

MAY
28
2007
They’ve Plucked, They’ve Sown, They’ve Hollowed Him In

The thrashing of Iraq continues. Today is Memorial Day, when America traditionally celebrates the deaths of its military men and women by going to the beach and wearing funereal shades of white and so forth. Speaking of symbolic dates, I propose a new slogan for the anti-war marchers for the summer season: “Out By September [...]

MAY
18
2007
Change A Light Bulb, Save Darfur

I can’t quite put my finger on why I’ve singled Republican Presidential candidate Duncan Hunter out as my bête noire, but I have, so deal with it. Hunter isn’t as dangerous to civil rights as, say, Sam Brownback, or as connivingly amoral as Rudy Giuliani, but there’s something about him that just rubs me the [...]

MAY
10
2007
If The Hoods Don’t Get You, The Monoxide Will

As I mentioned earlier, the Democrats don’t have enough backbone to do.. well, nothing, and let the Iraq war end in 180 days. So, they’re going to continue to fund the war in some fashion, likely by insisting on “benchmarks,” which is now the catchphrase du jour . As with everything else about the American [...]

MAY
06
2007
Four More Years

Today is this blog’s fourth birthday, and as you can see, I’ve done a bit of a redesign. The old design was intentionally cluttered, because that’s how my desk looks. But I figured that, as I say at the bottom of all my e-mails, “non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitam,” which means not to multiply [...]

MAY
03
2007
Ask the Cop in The Woodpile

Yesterday as I was watching Fox News, I heard a small but sharp explosion and the clatter of plastic shrapnel. The batteries in my VCR remote, which I last remember replacing sometime in college, decided that they’d had enough. A cursory examination of the debris showed the batteries were supposed to expire in 2012, with [...]

APR
26
2007
Cannon Fodder

C-SPAN is getting better and better with the Democrats putting the investigations front and center. I have to say it’s thrilling to watch Republicans squirm after years of this bullshit going the other way. Kucinich, bless him, is even going after Dick Cheney with articles of impeachment. I am a big fan of this approach, [...]

APR
14
2007
Gender Divides

There are a few topics I try to avoid on this blog; Israel, monetary policy, cats. But I suppose the most glaring omissions are feminist concerns (closely followed by Darfur, a topic about which I have long struggled to write without much success). I’m not going to offer some lame excuse like “I just don’t [...]

APR
11
2007
Barbarians at the Logic Gates

Let me state at the outset that I am a huge, huge fan of both Tim O’Reilly and Jimmy Wales. I own several O’Reilly books, and obviously I use wikipedia all the time. I respect them immensely, and we should all bow before their superior technological wisdom. Except in this case: A widely forwarded New [...]

APR
10
2007
Ultimately, The Buck Stops Nowhere

Four years into the occupation in Iraq and it's still going on, despite the mounting frustrations of all involved. My writing on the subject has begun to resemble a post-mortem on a still-living body. I felt like I was beating a dead horse in 2005

APR
10
2007
Round and Round

Being philosophically-self aware is a very special kind of hell. The simpler your thinking, the more complicated your life becomes. While other people have no problems with the inherently self-contradictory, people like me get stuck on little details like how the entire world has obviously gone totally batshit. I had this problem with the war [...]

APR
08
2007
Start The Selective Outrage Machine

I know I’ve ragged on Pope Benedict before for being a Nazi, but I do feel compelled to quote his Easter speech yesterday morning: How many wounds, how much suffering there is in the world! Natural calamities and human tragedies that cause innumerable victims and enormous material destruction are not lacking. … I am thinking [...]

APR
05
2007
Kill Your Idols

Oh, Christopher Hitchens. I used to be your biggest fan. I hate Mother Theresa and Bill Clinton just like you. I even forgave your support of the war in the early days of the invasion, because I knew you sympathize with the plight of Kurdistan. But you don’t return my e-mails or call. And then [...]

MAR
30
2007
An Unpublished Hermit's Letters, Vol. 4

I'm in the middle of this really long, drawn out criticism of Christopher Hitchens' "I wasn't right, but I wasn't wrong" piece on Slate from last week, but it's taking way too long to pen and you, dear readers, are probably wondering what the hell is going on. So, I substitute a letter I wrote [...]

MAR
15
2007
When You Hit 18, Stick to Civilian Life

I'm back from the valley of the shadow of blog death with an old favorite

JAN
16
2007
The Way To Win At Gambling Is To Leave When You're Ahead

Right off the bat, I'm going to make an embarrassing admission–several, actually. Earlier, I quoted Clausewitz as saying block|Clausewitz also said, the best way to attack a powerful enemy is to attack the weakness in their greatest strength.|block Clausewitz did not say this. Al Ries and Jack Trout said it. "Who?" I hear you cry. [...]

JAN
09
2007
Dashing The Troops Against Iraq With Surging Tides

So the President is planning a surge, is he? All the warning signs are there–Dad’s friends on the Iraq Study Group embarrassed him, and he knows he has to announce some kind of change, so why not go for broke and double down on America’s military future? So The SurgeTM gets floated in some neoconservative [...]

DEC
08
2006
Don’t Let That Giant Wooden Horse Into The… Sigh.

I started this blog on May 6th, 2003. For the previous few months, basically since I left Montreal, I had been working on a book at a maddeningly slow pace. The title was to be, “The End of the American Century,” and the premise was that in a hundred years or so, history students would [...]

NOV
20
2006
It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Worst of Times

So the Democrats have won back the Congress without a coherent plan to get us out of the war, and no wonder; Bush is still Commander-in-Chief and his lawyers have argued the President's position on Constitutional matters to the point that to call it a 'coup' would be stretching the truth only slightly. The Democrats, [...]

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