AUG
24
2003
Complexity Defies Headlines in Montgomery

A while ago, I noticed a very interesting story on the AP’s “Strange News” page, entitled, “Alabama Votes Against Legalizing Sex Toys.”

From the headline, one would assume that the Alabama state legislature was a bunch of tight-assed, Bible-thumping reactionaries. After all, this whole sex-toys flap started in 1998, when the Alabama legislature passed a law making the sale of “any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs” illegal (unless that vibrator’s for your back, of course). Look a little closer, though, at the article; the legislature voted against a measure to remove the sex-toy ban from the laws. Because Alabama’s obscenity laws have been twice ruled unconstitutional,

The sponsor of the bill, Rep. John Rogers, D-Birmingham, said because of the court ruling, the obscenity law is unenforceable as long as it contains the ban on sex toys.
“All this does is make our obscenity law constitutional,” Rogers said.
With little serious discussion, the House voted 37-28 to leave the sex toys ban in state law, leaving Rogers standing at the microphone shaking his head.
What you just did is make our obscenity law illegal. You voted for obscenity,” Rogers shouted at lawmakers.
[emphasis mine]

Good for you, Alabama legislature. Obscenity laws are a violation of the First Amendment, even though various courts have decided to ignore this glaringly obvious fact in the face of public outcry. Your right to free speech cannot be abridged, unless you’re talking about sex.

AUG
22
2002
We Pledge Conspiegence to the United States of Hysteria

The mainstream media reaction to the 9th U.S. Circuit Court’s decision to overturn the 1954 addition of “under God” to the Pledge of Allegiance reveals precisely why the decision was right. And no matter how many talking heads get upset about it, Newdow v. U.S. Congress, et al. is neither a theological nor social debate; it is a court case with considerable legal backing.

Of course, the decision rests mainly on the First Amendment: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.” Note that it uses rather general terms; it doesn’t say establishment of Christianity, Judaism, or any other religion. The Establishment Clause applies equally to any and all religions. It doesn’t matter if the words “under God” might, by mere coincidence, seem to apply to several faiths. No matter how many religions might potentially be included in that phrase, the fact is that “under God” applies exclusively to (monotheistic) religious belief.

The idea of separating church and state is that your religion is your own business, not that of your fellow citizens or your government. Having a class confirm every morning, in unison, that they believe in “God” qualifies neither as religiously neutral nor free exercise of religion, even if one has the right to single oneself out for ostracization by keeping silent during the Pledge. To quote Justice Sandra Day O’Connor (as quoted in the Newdow decision): “The Establishment Clause prohibits government from making adherence to a religion relevant in any way to a person’s standing in the political community…Endorsement sends a message to nonadherents that they are outsiders, not full members of the political community, and an accompanying message to adherents that they are insiders, favored members of the political community.”

This brings us to the central point of the Newdow case; even if students are allowed to opt out of the Pledge, the imposition of “under God” devalues the civic participation of non-believers. So do the remainder of the government endorsements of religion including, but not limited to, the request that “God save” the Supreme Court recited every session, the “National Day of Prayer,” and the changing of the national motto from “E Pluribus Unum” (“out of many, one”) to “In God We Trust” in 1956.

Now, the court’s decision provided a great opportunity for politicians of both major parties to fall over each other in order to condemn it. The ruling was decried variously as “just nuts,” “junk justice,” and “ridiculous.” “There may have been a more senseless, ridiculous decision issued by a court at some time, but I don’t remember it,” said Senator Joe Lieberman (D-CT). Presumably, shock has temporarily expelled the memory of, say, the Dred Scott decision, which declared “Jim Crow” laws Constitutionally sound. Senator Lieberman also called for a Constitutional amendment to prevent the Pledge from being returned to its pre-1954 version, a sure sign that he realizes the unconstitutionality of Congress’ actions in the first place.

Particularly striking are the ad hominem attacks against the judges who wrote the majority decision: they’ve been called “stupid,” “dumb and dumber,” “robed tyrants,” among other epithets. One editorial cartoon depicted the justices of the 9th Circuit as demons. Pundits, who have the luxury of expressing themselves in somewhat longer soundbites, pontificated about how “under God” is an inclusive, non-sectarian phrase which oughtn’t offend anyone, except maybe some atheists.

This argument by statistical irrelevance (“the overwhelming majority of this country believes in God” and like statements) is really quite appalling, once you think about it. According to the 2001 American Religious Identification Survey, published by the Graduate Center of the City University of New York, roughly seventy-seven percent of Americans are Christians. About fourteen percent classify themselves as having no religion, a category which includes atheists, agnostics, and secular humanists. Jews and Muslims account for a little over one percent each. By comparison, the 2000 U.S. Census reveals that about seventy-five percent of the population is white; African Americans comprise about thirteen percent. Imagine if we substituted “African Americans” for “atheists” in these statistical irrelevance arguments we hear and read in the mainstream media? Remember, Christians comprise roughly the same percentage as whites within America. Realizing the full implications of this line of reasoning is left as an exercise for the reader.

If this is to be the mode of future arguments about accessiblity to American civil institutions, it certainly does not bode well for any minorities seeking protection from the social mores of the majority.

A more established legal argument, although just as wrong, is Justice William Brennan’s “ceremonial deism” thesis. Brennan said that words like “under God” and the motto on our currency have been repeated so often that they have somehow been stripped of their religious meaning. A few questions arise: how is it that only religious sentiments magically lose their meaning after constant repetition? One wonders if this applies to other religious speech, like the Lord’s Prayer, which has been repeated far more often that the Pledge of Allegiance. And what about other oft repeated government speech, such as “you have the right to remain silent?” Furthermore, if these references to God don’t mean anything, why are they there in the first place? Apparently, you don’t have to listen to the government if it repeats itself a sufficient number of times, as long as what the government is saying violates the Establishment Clause.

Newdow is not just a case about one atheist in Sacramento being “offended” at the Pledge of Allegiance. The word “offensive” seems to carry the implication that political correctness is the motivation behind Newdow’s lawsuit; the case is very clearly about civil liberties, and making sure that the government follows its own Constitution. The outcry at the decision demonstrates the need for protection from “the tyranny of the majority,” in the words of John Stuart Mill. The protection of minorities, religious or otherwise, is one of the reasons we have civil liberties in the first place.

Of course, the Newdow decision has prompted an outcry from almost every public official who knows that to come out in favor of the decision would be political suicide. The Republican party, never one to miss an opportunity, somehow blamed this on the Democratic challenges to GOP judicial nominees. The Democrats quietly noted that the judge who wrote the opinion was a Nixon appointee and quickly turned to nervous displays of piety so as not to be outdone by their colleagues across the aisle. When asked about the decison, George W. Bush said, “[w]e need common-sense judges who understand that our rights were derived from God. Those are the kind of judges I intend to put on the bench.” (For those of you keeping score: according to Republicans, judicial activism is bad, but activism in judicial appointments is good.)

Not only is this sentiment dangerous, but illegal. The Constitution clearly states that there shall be no religious test for any public office in the United States. To bring a little context to this point, Torcaso v. Watkins, unanimously decided by the Supreme Court in 1961, declared illegal a provision of the Maryland Constitution which said that while no religious test was required to hold office, officeholders must believe in a god of some kind. Although this case was not mentioned in the Newdow decision, it has tremendous bearing upon the public debate. Belief in a god is not a civic virtue, it’s a matter of personal preference. (Several months ago, The View’s Star Jones stated that she would never vote for an atheist. Immediately, the example came to mind of an election between Mark Twain [an atheist] and Hitler [a self-professed Catholic].)

Compounded in the outcry over Newdow v. U.S. Congress is a particularly hysterical strain of deficient scholarship. Senator Kit Boyd (R-MO) reacted to the decision by saying, “Our founding fathers must be spinning in their graves. What is next? Will the courts now strip ‘so help me God’ from the pledge taken by new presidents?” Of course, our founding fathers made sure there was no mention of God in the inaugural oath (or the Constitution as a whole). This is what it says in Section II: “I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.” The part about “So help you God” is a tradition maintained strictly as a matter of personal preference.

It seems as though many politicians are under the impression that this country was founded fifty years ago. When the Constitution was written, it was made very clear that religious belief, even though it may be a motivation for public service, is not the province of the government. No state religion, even the watered-down Christianity which has placed “under God” into our Pledge of Allegiance, is legal.

Almost every interview or debate about the decision has included the question, “do you want God off the currency, too?” Well, why not? We’re in the middle of redesigning our money anyway. If the Constitution means more than our currently unconstitutional national motto, then we ought to go about fixing the problem. The other inevitable question is, “do you think the Declaration of Independence is unconstitutional, too?” Not exactly; the Declaration of Independence is pre-Constitutional. Furthermore, it’s not the law, but an historic document of national significance.

America was founded with the idea that no matter how important one’s religious beliefs are, they remain personal, and not the business of the government. Now, if only we could get George W. Bush to pay attention to the Constitutional defense part of his oath.



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JUL
18
2011
Are Marginal Academics Going Crazy?

The Wall Street Journal’s most popular article today was an editorial by one Professor Michael J. Boskin entitled, “Get Ready for a 70% Marginal Tax Rate,” and it was a doozy. It hearkened back to bygone days at university, when we carelessly tossed haphazardly written bullshit under the professor’s door a minute after the deadline, [...]

MAY
12
2011
Protected: ZKY Teaser

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

MAY
06
2011
Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss

I’ve decided to resurrect my dear old blog, now a rambunctious and neglected eight-year old–today! On May 6th in 2003, I decided to start a blog instead of sending my friends links to stuff via Instant Messenger. Back, then, I had to carry these posts uphill both ways; I built my own blog software and [...]

SEP
22
2009
This Ought To Be A Healthy Debate

So the President unveiled his health plan(s) to what I thought was an incredible display of bravery on the Republicans’ part, and I’m jealous. I remember what it felt like to torture the substitute teacher from the back of class, yelling out “you lie!” and holding up signs and so forth. These people are really [...]

AUG
20
2009
According To My Careful Prosthesis

Like you, I was very concerned about the well-being of crazy right-wingers this summer. Their favorite party out of office, a Democratic super-majority in the Senate, the stock market dragging its feet—how were we, as a nation, going to keep these people off the streets? By staging a gigantic nation-wide debate about healthcare, that’s how. [...]

MAY
06
2009
Web 2.1

Usually I talk about politics here, with slight detours into science or arts or things like that, but on the sixth anniversary of Casual Asides, I’ve decided to turn to the foundational element of this blog: technology—specifically, the World Wide Web. Six years is a long time on the Internet, and even longer in the [...]

MAY
04
2009
Why Doesn’t Somebody Pull Out A .45 And–Bang!–Settle It?

A modest proposal for extreme and Constitutional gun control: The right is losing a considerable amount of ground in the culture wars—every poll released in the last year shows America lurching to the left on traditional issues for conservatives from gay marriage to economic regulation to opening relations with Cuba. But there is one issue [...]

APR
05
2009
The Democracy of Racism

Later this month in Geneva, the United Nations will be holding what it calls the Durban Review Conference (a.k.a. “Durban II”) to “evaluate progress towards the goals set by the World Conference against Racism, Racial Discrimination, Xenophobia and Related Intolerance in Durban, South Africa, in 2001.” Part of the agenda at Durban II will be [...]

OCT
27
2008
How Can America Break Free Of The Two-Party System?

The economic turmoil of the past year hasn’t just thrown Wall Street into disarray—it’s causing ideological havoc in Washington. The two major parties are just as confused by the crisis as the rest of America, and party lines are becoming blurred just at the point where the Democrats seem poised to steamroll the Republicans on [...]

OCT
08
2008
If You Plant Ice, You’re Gonna Harvest Wind

A few years ago, I bet a friend that the Dow Jones Industrial Average, an index of the leading American companies’ stock prices and one of the most celebrated economic indicators on Wall Street, would dip below 10,000 ‘points’ as a result of the oncoming credit crisis. Today I called him at work and said, [...]

SEP
16
2008
Drill Up, Stupid

The component of the price of oil due to speculation was always kind of an unknown quantity. At the height of the oil bubble this summer, with prices at $150, someone suggested to Congress that up to a third of the price was actually due to market manipulation (a.k.a. “speculation”) by financial institutions, many of [...]

JUN
21
2008
Top Ten Myths About Ecology

Since I spent most of my last appearance on Sirius’ Blog Bunker and all of the previous post talking about oil without too much emphasis on the greenhouse gas part of the equation, I think it behooves us all on the left side of the political spectrum to deal with the fallacies of global warming [...]

JUN
20
2008
Driving Like Jehu

What drives oil prices? Everyone has a theory that suits their ideological niche—Democrats blame lack of regulation, Republicans blame too much regulation, and the rest of us wonder why prices aren’t higher than they are already. Earlier this month, Congress got an earful from a variety of oil experts on both sides of the ideological [...]

JUN
01
2008
I Don’t Believe In Bullshit

In 1517, a young monk named Martin Luther, began a new era in Christianity by declaring his independence from what he saw as the excesses and iniquities of the Roman Catholic Church. Having kicked off the Reformation by nailing an itemized list of complaints to a church door, Luther challenged not only the orthodoxy of [...]

MAY
06
2008
Knock On Wood

It’s Casual Asides’ 5th anniversary. Consider (with the new word count feature at the bottom of each post) that at this point, I’ve written about 260-odd posts and hundreds of thousands of words, enough to fill a decent sized book. That’s gotta be worth something, right? I pause here to consider that although I like [...]

MAY
03
2008
Bulls in the China Shop

It’s hard to watch the news lately, because it’s just an interminable vivisection and slow broil of the Democratic candidates, thanks to Hillary’s stalwart refusal to do the math. C’mon, folks, it’s all on CNN’s delegate counter game, which has helpfully added a feature which lets you see exactly why Clinton needs a 66% margin [...]

MAR
09
2008
Any Minute Now, Amos ‘n’ Andy Broadcasts Will Reach Planet X!

Dear readers, exciting things are happening. Here’s a quick review of the past few months. That Book I’m Always Talking About For the last two years, I’ve been writing a non-fiction book—it’s what I’m doing when I’m not posting here. When people ask me what the book is about, I usualy say something like, “it’s [...]

DEC
05
2007
Casual Policy Suggestions

It’s time for me to tell you what’s good for you, besides the obvious—cod liver oil, plenty of sunshine, and switching to a ‘light’ cigarette. Start Snitching The greatest thing about the immigration debate today is that everyone involved in debating it in the media is totally full of shit. You have your Lou Dobbses, [...]

NOV
06
2007
Why I Am A Pacifist

I missed the anti-war rally last weekend. I’d call it a peace rally, but nobody’s really for ‘peace’ anymore; the majority of the country still thinks the war in Afghanistan was justified, and they’re even receptive to bombing Iran. Even the majority of the country who is now against the Iraq war isn’t really against [...]

OCT
13
2007
Fall Behind

Dear readers, you may be wondering what I’ve been up to, since lately dispatches are few and I never call anymore. Well, I’ve been working on a book. If you want a copy of the proposal, e-mail me and I’ll send it to you. For the purposes of this website, the proposal is to be [...]

AUG
29
2007
The Rotting Corpse of King Croesus

Now that News Corp has all purchased the Wall Street Journal and late capitalism is experiencing yet another paroxysm—er, market correction—I think it behooves us all to consider the fate of the lowly Glass-Steagall Act of 1933. You see, way back in the 1920′s the market was booming—everybody was getting rich speculating in the market [...]

AUG
20
2007
Everyone But Thee And Me

Welcome to another edition of actual casual asides, seasoned as usual with gotchas and I-told-you-sos. Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls… The United States and our allies have no rational interest in disclosing how many people we’ve killed in Iraq and Afghanistan if that number is inclusive of civilians. “We don’t do body counts,” [...]

JUL
31
2007
The World Would Swing, If I Were King

The foreign policy spat between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton couldn’t have been scripted better for the mainstream media. It’s also the reason why watching politics in America drives me crazy. The great triangulation has begun. Lyndon Johnson had the Texas two-step, and the Clintons have the Sister Souljah moment. It’s one of their ways [...]

JUL
17
2007
Is Virginia As Lost As Anbar?

Sometimes, it’s too easy. What kind of idiot protests that the surge is working? “AJStrata,” for one, who wrote this charming piece of tripe which I cannot help but “fisk.” So, let’s get into it: The signs abound that Iraq is stabilizing. The massacres of Muslims that al-Qaeda and the Mahdi Malitia [sic] inflict are [...]

JUL
12
2007
A Rose By Any Other Name

Sometimes I wonder how many times I can restate essentially the same points about Iraq. I’ve been doing it for over four years now. I suppose I should derive some satisfaction from the fact that the majority of Americans are now against the war. Unfortunately, that’s like the majority of Americans being against the Big [...]

JUL
05
2007
Oh, Pobrecito!

When will Americans learn that prison just isn’t fit for rich people? Apparently, it was these last few weeks. First there’s the Paris Hilton in-and-out again with the overcrowded California correctional system. When asked why Hilton was being released a second time before her setnece had been served, an official mumbled somehing about ‘health concerns’ [...]

JUN
29
2007
Homework Over Summer Vacation

There’s been so much stuff going on in the past month, both in the world and my own life, that I feel like I fell behind in the news somewhere around the beginning of June. Hence, no posts; I’ve been working on some other things. But There are some things I’d like to address, briefly: [...]

MAY
28
2007
They’ve Plucked, They’ve Sown, They’ve Hollowed Him In

The thrashing of Iraq continues. Today is Memorial Day, when America traditionally celebrates the deaths of its military men and women by going to the beach and wearing funereal shades of white and so forth. Speaking of symbolic dates, I propose a new slogan for the anti-war marchers for the summer season: “Out By September [...]

MAY
18
2007
Change A Light Bulb, Save Darfur

I can’t quite put my finger on why I’ve singled Republican Presidential candidate Duncan Hunter out as my bête noire, but I have, so deal with it. Hunter isn’t as dangerous to civil rights as, say, Sam Brownback, or as connivingly amoral as Rudy Giuliani, but there’s something about him that just rubs me the [...]

MAY
10
2007
If The Hoods Don’t Get You, The Monoxide Will

As I mentioned earlier, the Democrats don’t have enough backbone to do.. well, nothing, and let the Iraq war end in 180 days. So, they’re going to continue to fund the war in some fashion, likely by insisting on “benchmarks,” which is now the catchphrase du jour . As with everything else about the American [...]

MAY
06
2007
Four More Years

Today is this blog’s fourth birthday, and as you can see, I’ve done a bit of a redesign. The old design was intentionally cluttered, because that’s how my desk looks. But I figured that, as I say at the bottom of all my e-mails, “non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitam,” which means not to multiply [...]

MAY
03
2007
Ask the Cop in The Woodpile

Yesterday as I was watching Fox News, I heard a small but sharp explosion and the clatter of plastic shrapnel. The batteries in my VCR remote, which I last remember replacing sometime in college, decided that they’d had enough. A cursory examination of the debris showed the batteries were supposed to expire in 2012, with [...]

APR
26
2007
Cannon Fodder

C-SPAN is getting better and better with the Democrats putting the investigations front and center. I have to say it’s thrilling to watch Republicans squirm after years of this bullshit going the other way. Kucinich, bless him, is even going after Dick Cheney with articles of impeachment. I am a big fan of this approach, [...]

APR
14
2007
Gender Divides

There are a few topics I try to avoid on this blog; Israel, monetary policy, cats. But I suppose the most glaring omissions are feminist concerns (closely followed by Darfur, a topic about which I have long struggled to write without much success). I’m not going to offer some lame excuse like “I just don’t [...]

APR
11
2007
Barbarians at the Logic Gates

Let me state at the outset that I am a huge, huge fan of both Tim O’Reilly and Jimmy Wales. I own several O’Reilly books, and obviously I use wikipedia all the time. I respect them immensely, and we should all bow before their superior technological wisdom. Except in this case: A widely forwarded New [...]

APR
10
2007
Ultimately, The Buck Stops Nowhere

Four years into the occupation in Iraq and it's still going on, despite the mounting frustrations of all involved. My writing on the subject has begun to resemble a post-mortem on a still-living body. I felt like I was beating a dead horse in 2005

APR
10
2007
Round and Round

Being philosophically-self aware is a very special kind of hell. The simpler your thinking, the more complicated your life becomes. While other people have no problems with the inherently self-contradictory, people like me get stuck on little details like how the entire world has obviously gone totally batshit. I had this problem with the war [...]

APR
08
2007
Start The Selective Outrage Machine

I know I’ve ragged on Pope Benedict before for being a Nazi, but I do feel compelled to quote his Easter speech yesterday morning: How many wounds, how much suffering there is in the world! Natural calamities and human tragedies that cause innumerable victims and enormous material destruction are not lacking. … I am thinking [...]

APR
05
2007
Kill Your Idols

Oh, Christopher Hitchens. I used to be your biggest fan. I hate Mother Theresa and Bill Clinton just like you. I even forgave your support of the war in the early days of the invasion, because I knew you sympathize with the plight of Kurdistan. But you don’t return my e-mails or call. And then [...]

MAR
30
2007
An Unpublished Hermit's Letters, Vol. 4

I'm in the middle of this really long, drawn out criticism of Christopher Hitchens' "I wasn't right, but I wasn't wrong" piece on Slate from last week, but it's taking way too long to pen and you, dear readers, are probably wondering what the hell is going on. So, I substitute a letter I wrote [...]

MAR
15
2007
When You Hit 18, Stick to Civilian Life

I'm back from the valley of the shadow of blog death with an old favorite

JAN
16
2007
The Way To Win At Gambling Is To Leave When You're Ahead

Right off the bat, I'm going to make an embarrassing admission–several, actually. Earlier, I quoted Clausewitz as saying block|Clausewitz also said, the best way to attack a powerful enemy is to attack the weakness in their greatest strength.|block Clausewitz did not say this. Al Ries and Jack Trout said it. "Who?" I hear you cry. [...]

JAN
09
2007
Dashing The Troops Against Iraq With Surging Tides

So the President is planning a surge, is he? All the warning signs are there–Dad’s friends on the Iraq Study Group embarrassed him, and he knows he has to announce some kind of change, so why not go for broke and double down on America’s military future? So The SurgeTM gets floated in some neoconservative [...]

DEC
08
2006
Don’t Let That Giant Wooden Horse Into The… Sigh.

I started this blog on May 6th, 2003. For the previous few months, basically since I left Montreal, I had been working on a book at a maddeningly slow pace. The title was to be, “The End of the American Century,” and the premise was that in a hundred years or so, history students would [...]

NOV
20
2006
It Was the Best of Times, It Was the Worst of Times

So the Democrats have won back the Congress without a coherent plan to get us out of the war, and no wonder; Bush is still Commander-in-Chief and his lawyers have argued the President's position on Constitutional matters to the point that to call it a 'coup' would be stretching the truth only slightly. The Democrats, [...]

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